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My brother is a dick and loves masturbating to hot Peppa Pig porn. so he said, "My collection is getting overused, go fetch me some fresh porn". So I went to Ebay and bought some Peppa Pig porn, naturally.
Two days later, I watched the porn and this is how it went:
George was ready. He strapped his fat cock with his plastic dinosaur and called for mummy pig. George inserted the dinosaur in mummy's rectum. Mummy yelled with pain. It hurt so much.
But mummy did it for george
As you could imagine, my brother's dick was in the sky right now.
In the next episode however, Daddy Pig was shown killing children at the school, and spouting nazi propaganda.This was immediately followed by Peppa dancing to All Gold Everything by Trinidad James. Then the episode ended with george streaking in Town naked. My brother found this incredibly arousing, and he fapped for days. This caused his flesh to melt off, leaving only a skeleton behind.
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